You know from the get go, it's over.

Hello friends, not lovers.

What a beautiful fucking week and a half this is!

Phaedra Tied the knot!

CONGRATS! I'm pretty fucking stoked aboot that. Those guys are awesome together!

As a fan might surmise from the title, Yes! I'm going to see This Town Needs Guns in the jovial city of Brighton upon the Hove tomorrow night.
They made one of my favourite albums of '08 and as much as I shouldn't point one in these kinds of directions:

I suggest you buy the album "Animals" as it truly is a piece of awesomeness and choc full of delicious musicianship.
I'm buying a T-shirt and some fucking vinyl in that place like you wouldn't believe!

Talking of buying a T-shirt and some fucking vinyl. I went to see This Will Destroy You last Wednesday in swinging London Town.

Myself, my buddy Reeves and my good friend Bromley Daz had a boozy awesome time, the band were great and I should've picked that fucking LP up when I saw them last year as they were all out of jeffing stock! Burgers. Good night though. Delicious.

I predict that a Lotto win is in my near future.
Very much like yours is tuning in to the podcast that makes all other podcasts sound like they're all channeling dead, crazy, shit radio personalities.

Now that is the anti-burgers.

Delicious.



C.J


"You know from get go it’s over, it’s already meant from the start, and you know from get go, it’s already fallen apart. You know in time as much would’ve happened to us, our feelings blow out like a lamp light."

Hello Sir! Good Week?

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Changez Le Disque!

Have I mentioned I'm seeing Pavement?
Shit!

Hello friends! It's been a while since I have posted hasn't it? Well I think that's because of a combination of... wait... hang on.

PAVEMENT!

SHIT!!

AWESOME!!!

I have a shit load of gigs coming up that I am fucking excited about actually:


Now where was I? Ahh yes, I'm going to die. WOAH! At some point NOT RIGHT NOW... I hope... any way It came to my attention that for the last two years I have been fairly fucking miserable. This came to a climactic and disturbing head just before I went away to Canadia. I decided that the best way to pull yourself out of a massive rutt was to drink as much as possible and invite fun into my life as often as I can. Which is what I have done as often as I can using this simple and easy to understand flow chart:

Not to be confused with this easy to follow flow chart:

So you may be able to appreciate that when the opportunity to bang on about my aforementioned Pavement festival excitement I am going to take it.
It's not like I have any other real fun at any other time of year.

I hate Christmas. I hate my Birthday. I love Pavement. That is Awesome.




"Oh fuck off, I'm not even drunk."